Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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