either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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