i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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