So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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