Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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