Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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