Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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