Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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