Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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