walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Congratulations! We have a period
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