Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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