im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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