Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
