How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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