how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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