I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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