Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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