Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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