i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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