How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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