on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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