they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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