Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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