So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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