haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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