...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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