big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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