The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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