I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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