idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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