so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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