Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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