u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I checked into jail on foursquare
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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