I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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