first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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