I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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