I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Come on in and take your pants off
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