like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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