yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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