He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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