Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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