do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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