what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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