just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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