she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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