we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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