this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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