im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My penis needs a shock collar
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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