i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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