I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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