Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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