Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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