I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm at about main and main street
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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