would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She's the barista slut.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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